As a general rule, I make it a point not to be afraid of six-year-old children, because that’s bad for my self-esteem and probably an unwarranted fear. I’m making an exception for this running back.
At some point, in the middle of the game, you just have to throw in the towel and call. When you have a back like this that gets your entire team into the next week, there is absolutely nothing you can do. In this game, the kid takes out five different kids with stiff arms that caused them to gasp and then sauntered to the end zone like it wasn’t a big deal.
I suppose the siren we hear is the signal time expiring in this Pop Warner game, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was an autonomous ambulance nearby that sees this game remotely and knows that their help is needed.
According to the team’s trainer, this boy’s nickname is “BIG MAN” which I mean is totally fitting. Can’t wait for him to be selected # 1 overall in the 2037 NFL Draft.